PS3 Level Warm Jacket

PS3 Level Warm Jacket

Tuesday — January 5th, 2010

Out of what some may call spite, I bought myself a 700 dollar jacket, a 700 dollar Canada Goose jacket. Why you ask? Because I am tired of being cold and unfashionable. What’s the point of saving up a bunch of money if you can’t binge once in a while?

Speaking of winter fashion, when I was growing up I had the fattest ugliest winter jackets, most of which were hand-me-downs from my older sisters. One year I was forced to wear a giant bright red down jacket. I could be seen several miles away, making hide and seek impossible. As a result of my hate for fat jackets, I spent some time blueprinting the world’s thinnest and warmest jacket. The design consisted of a synthetic fat-like substance that acts as the isolator, of which would be keep in place by a honeycomb shaped pattern -imagine bubble wrap where instead of air you have fat. The designer for the coat would simply stick a sheet of this fat-o-skeleton in between their fabric. The only problem with my million dollar idea, was the fact that it would require a lot of RND to create the fat substance. Of course I could just use whale blubber, but PETA would be all over my ass. On top of that a friend pointed out that any such jacket would be too heavy to wear comfortably. I had completely missed the weight issue, and it was because of this I abandoned the project. I mean if we didn’t care about weight, carrying 2 p3 fats and a car battery wouldn’t seem like such a bad idea…

Danny

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