All Canadians (except maybe southern B.C.) know the bane that is licking freezing metal objects. It’s less of a clear and present danger during the summer, but it’s hot, and the freezer looks so comforting. The frost is just begging to be licked, but you know if you do, you’ll end up in the moron section of the local newspaper.

Incidently, the Internet knows how to get a tongue off of a frozen surface. Liberally pour warm water until everything warms up enough to pull off the tongue. Do not use boiling water. Hilariously enough, it recommends using urine as a last-ditch solution. Lollerskates.

So this week staycation I’ve been on has been rather unrelaxing. People are all like “What? You have a week off? I don’t think that’s fair, so I’ll give you a brazillion tasks to do.”

– Alex

That there comic’s done by friend of T.O. Blender Quiddlebee. Go check out his comic.

http://www.quiddlebee.com/

Meanwhile, Danny has gone on another vacation (sort of), so no podcast today. Sorry.

If you long to hear my voice, though, just call my number 867-5309 and then ask for Jenny. We can talk about the anime I’m watching (K-ON!!, Working!! (they all have exclamation points for some reason)), the games I’m playing (Hydorah), and the books I’m reading ().

– Alex

Don’t you hate it when you have PVP gear on, but you don’t realize it until you get to the first boss? This happens to me a lot because I have periods where I don’t play for weeks at a time. I get back to do an instance, and forget that I have to re-equip / activate my PVE talents.

Silly me.

Danny

Don’t you hate it when you get paper cuts? Especially the ones in odd places… like in between your fingers.

Danny

I think we just alienated half of our readership.

– Alex ^.^()

I’m sure that they can imagine the pain. Not that this has happened to me or anything *shift eyes*.

Danny

This is a continuation of the series “Things That Hurt”. I just try to imagine things that would hurt, but you would be too ashamed to go see the doctor about.

Danny

1000 views!

Danny

This is part one in a series we call “Things That Hurt”. We seek to educate, as well as mildly entertain.

Please keep all arms and legs inside the web page until the comic comes to a full and complete stop.

- Alex ^.^()