Considerate Birthday Presents

This comic accurately reflects my attitude towards graveyards. Huge waste of space. If you want to leave a trace of your presence on the world after your death, upload a pornographic torrent with your picture embedded in it. It’ll be on the internet forever.

Also, the title is sort of misleading; a tombstone is actually a bad birthday present. It makes people think that you want them dead. But, you might be thinking, “isn’t your birthday the time of year where you contemplate your ephemeral existence in the face of the swirling maelstrom of darkness that is eternity?”, to which I say, cheer up buddy.

– Alex

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