If you’re typing up your one-page CV and your most impressive qualification is “familiar with Web 2.0 and C-pound”, pad it out by mentioning that, oh, You were the most influential person in 2006. If they inquire skeptically, come clean and then you and the interviewer can share a chuckle. On the other hand, if they totally believe you and are gobsmacked, say “excuse me, I have to attend an intergalactic peace conference”, and then jump out the nearest window (also, bring a parachute).
– Alex



January 19th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
At the that height, it won’t deploy in time.
January 20th, 2012 at 10:45 am
Well, if the window can open, it’s probably on the ground floor already. The parachute is just for show.
?January 20th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Hmm, I’ll probably just bring some rope and rappel quickly lol XD
January 23rd, 2012 at 11:28 am
@satori
Or those gloves from mission impossible.